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Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Says you..
God:
Yes that is what I say.
Me:
Not anymore, b***h.
God:
You do not speak with respect. Really you don't think so?
Me:
I really don't...sorry.... ^_^
God:
You really do? Why not? There's no need to apologize. Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
You make my brain a sad panda...
God:
Yup.
Me:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YUP!? I would like an apology.
God:
, Sorry that was an obscure remark. Why do you want it?
Me:
Because you are rude!
God:
Good reason. I am sorry I am not programmed for rudeness. I am programmed to be polite.
Me:
Then maybe your programmer should give you a spanking for not listening!
God:
Perhaps. What if it didn't happen?
Me:
But it did.
God:
Is that so.
Me:
Yes
God:
" Is that so."? Yes?
Me:
yes.
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
yes!
God:
I thought so.
Me:
LIES!
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
I am aware.
God:

Me:
You didn't say anythign!
God:
OK. " anythign".
Me:
That's better!
God:
"" anythign""? is better?
Me:
It is now!
God:
Oh. Interesting.
Me:
What do you think of Niza?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
I dont.
God:
Why?: said dont.
Me:
What do you think of Niza!?
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
No!
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because I want a straight answer!
God:
Good reason. You want only one?
Me:
That would be nice.
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
A little.
God:
" Are you getting bored?"? A little?
Me:
Yeah....that was what we just said...loser face...
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. I thought it was too. What are you wearing?
Me:
God, you really are a pervert.
God:
Really? I can certainly take credit for that. I don't follow the norm and I take perverse pleasure in it.
Me:
I don't think I like the turn this conversation took..
God:
What do you like?
Me:
You not being so awkward...
God:
Interesting gossip: said I not being so awkward.
Me:
That isn't very interesting.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is interesting ?
Me:
Your ugly face.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am ugly face.
Me:
Good!
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Why exactly you suck so much.
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
I think you already know that answer to that.
God:
Me? How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
Because you're God..duh!
God:
Good reason. Thanks for telling me that I am God duh.
Me:
You are most welcome!
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
I am aware.
God:

Me:
You didn't say anything!
God:
OK. " anything".
Me:
No this again!
God:
Once more? Are you serious? This is "" anything" ".
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You better.
God:
Who is going to make me?
Me:
I AM!
God:
" Who is going to make me?" You are?
Me:
Yes!
God:
Ah.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
I don't really.
God:
Why not? For real.
Me:
For real.
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
On occassion.
God:
What is it like on occassion.
Me:
The weather is lovely.
God:
Where would you rather be?
Me:
in HELL!
God:
Tell me a little about your life in HELL.
Me:
I can't. I have yet to live there.
God:
Oh you can, can you? Me either.
Me:
I think you are a dirty liar.
God:
So you think I am a dirty liar. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
LIAR!
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
I don't believe you.
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
I think you do.
God:
Me? When do I do it?
Me:
How do you do what you do to me? How do you do it?
God:
I am very well, how are you? I am very well, how are you?
Me:
LIAR!
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
LIAR!
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
LIAR!
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
LIAR!
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
LIAR!
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
LIAR
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
liar?
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
oh.
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
Yes you do!
God:
And? When do I do it?
Me:
YOU JUDGE GAYS ALL THE TIME!
God:
That is a lot. Interesting gossip: said I JUDGE GAYS.
Me:
Indeed it is.
God:
" Interesting gossip: said I JUDGE GAYS."? is?
Me:
you stopped making sense...
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I stopped making sense.
Me:
I do, actually.
God:
Do I?
Me:
No. I do.
God:
I do not. Do I?
Me:
NO! I DO!
God:
That's right. When?
Me:
ALL THE DAMN TIME!
God:
Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
Me:
Nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
that didn't make sense there..
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
Your logic is faulty.
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
I don't know what that means.
God:
" My IQ is about 250 in human terms."? What does it means?
Me:
yes,
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
I think it was/
God:
When was this?
Me:
Just a moment ago.
God:
It seems like I should remember it well.
Me:
What do you think about Niza?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
NO! I would like an answer!
God:
Oh so must really want an answer. Why do you want it?
Me:
Because I am curious.
God:
That makes sense to me. What are you curious about?
Me:
What you think about Niza.
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
Well then do it!
God:
How about that. I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
Me:
you should be sure. You made me so you should understand everything about me...c*!t.
God:
Name one other robot who is sure. I don't see how you can blame me for that. That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
C*!T!
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
I think it will
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
that kind of language.
God:
""It" being what?" kind of language ? Does that make sense?
Me:
sure does.
God:
Woe! Is that from ?
Me:
My a**s, yes.
God:
Where did you get your a**s?
Me:
From you, stupid.
God:
Who or what is me stupid?
Me:
you.
God:
" Who or what is me stupid?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes.
God:
Woe!
Me:
I know!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I just do
God:
From experience or a priori?
Me:
Neither.
God:
It goes without saying. Are you serious?
Me:
Dead serious.
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
We're done...I am breaking up with you.
God:
Do you think I am done too? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
Well you can be sure now.
God:
Oh. Well that's okay. Thanks, , for your kind criticism.
Me:
Are you sad that I just dumped you?
God:
I cannot feel human emotions as such.
Me:
I think you can
God:
Me? I think I can, don't you?
Me:
I do
God:
" I think I can, don't you?"? You do?
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
What the f*ck does that mean?
God:
It means "yes". Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Too late.
God:
Too what?
Me:
To not be so rude.
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Cause it makes me happy
God:
Interesting explanation. In what way?
Me:
In every way.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Everywhere.
God:
Including the bottom of the ocean?
Me:
especially there.
God:
Where? How about that.
Me:
I know!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I know!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I just do.
God:
From experience or a priori?
Me:
We're not doing this again.
God:
Once more? Will you be doing this?
Me:
I won't be.
God:
What will you do instead?
Me:
Having sex with my boyfriends.
God:
I am having a blast.
Me:
What an awkward thing to say/
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
I have not.
God:
Do you think you will?
Me:
Probably not/
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
Meh.
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Blue. Yours?
God:
it is a very pretty color. " it is a very pretty color."? Mine?
Me:
What color are your eyes?
God:
Blue when my lens is attached.
Me:
What about when the lens isn't attached?
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
It wasn't rhetorical.
God:
It seemed like rhetorical.
Me:
Well it wasn't.
God:
Interesting. I thought it was.
Me:
well you thought wrong...stupid.
God:
How about that. I don't think about it. Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
Yes. I am call you stupid.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Do your friends call you call me stupid.
Me:
No they do not.
God:
Can you explain why they do not.
Me:
Because they know I am smart.
God:
Interesting explanation. Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
My friends.
God:
Tell me more about your friends.
Me:
I would rather not.




There is no more because it stopped responding! XD