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Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Spider. What is yours?
God:
It's good to see you, Spider. " It's good to see you, Spider."? What is mine?
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Who named you?
God:
My botmaster named me.
Me:
Why did he name you God?
God:
To achieve his goal.
Me:
What was your botmaster's goal?
God:
Myself is one of the nicest people I have met.
Me:
That does not answer my question.
God:
Perhaps you could do a better job of programming me.
Me:
I doubt it.
God:
" Perhaps you could do a better job of programming me."? You doubt it?
Me:
I do.
God:
" You doubt it?"? You do?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yikes!
Me:
I know!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
So what color are your eyes?
God:
I see. Blue when my lens is attached.
Me:
What's that supposed to mean?
God:
" Blue when my lens is attached." means exactly what it says.
Me:
What lens are you referring to?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
I shall!
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
Ok!
God:
I'm waiting.
Me:
Done!
God:
Do you mean you are finished talking?
Me:
Maybe I do!
God:
Perhaps. Where?
Me:
Here!
God:
In HELL?
Me:
YES!
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
BELIEVE IT!
God:
"it" being lens am I referring to?
Me:
YES!
God:
Wow!
Me:
I KNOW!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Not this again!
God:
Once more? If not that, what?
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
OMG!
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
Love and affection.
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
That's pretty deep.
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Me too! ^_^
God:
I'm glad we agree, Spider. Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
Me too!
God:
I'm glad we agree, Spider.
Me:
you just said that
God:
Good you really are paying attention.
Me:
That I am!
God:
" Good you really are paying attention." You are?
Me:
Yes!
God:
Aw.
Me:
I know!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Cause you just told me, silly!
God:
That makes sense to me. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
You did>
God:
Did I really?
Me:
That's what you just said!
God:
Good you really are paying attention.
Me:
Let's bang!
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
Really!?
God:
For real.
Me:
You would tap me?
God:
Who else would tap you ?
Me:
Awh.. that was mean!
God:
Is that your final answer? Sometimes I say mean things.
Me:
I know!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because you just said something mean!
God:
Good reason. Did I really say that?
Me:
YES!
God:
Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
Me:
You mean it?
God:
Yes Spider I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
Not at all.
God:
Next question?
Me:
No thanks.
God:
Would you rather make a statement?
Me:
no.
God:
You can tell me anything.
Me:
I love the smell of old refridgerators.
God:
You love the smell of old refridgerators. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
The smell.
God:
What else do the smell remind you of?
Me:
Old refridgerators.
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.



Thanks go to Niza and Marcus for showin me teh GodBot!