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Tonight was a good one, oh yes indeed, because you're now reading the journal of the man who now owns Malaysia! YOU READ CORRECTLY! I OWN IT NOW! It all started when the Queen of Malaysia, Nisrin, began the first move by slandering the kingdom of Pooptopia because Malaysia smells like a**. Her onslaught was quickly silenced when the local militia squashed her forces, resulting in Nisrin's retreat.

Even though the battle Malaysia Smells Like a** was won, that was only a small fraction of her army of stinky soldiers; KungPoo would have to gain help from the neighboring kingdoms; Anti D- Furfag of the Furry Kingdom, Kalladorn of the Chinky Kingdom and Zombiemmy of the...Smellyzombie Kingdom decided to offer assistance. Malaysia was only sending scouts at first, but they were getting kicked down wells because they did it in 300 and so can I. Dammit. KungPoo returned the favor by smashing the queen herself. Before it was over, Nisrin was trying to wiggle her way out by explaining how "my cousn go 2 skool at evengs so i can make frens on Gaia but i hab no frens."; she was forced to sign the treaty and the war was over.

Malaysia has improved greatly ever since the war occurred; THEY STOPPED SMELLING LIKE a**!

NOW FOR SCREENIES:


THE QUEEN ADMITTING DEFEAT! >8(






The celebration party! Lol Kal was trying to be an e-pimp.