Archive 2!
*Extracted from Dead_Kung_Is_Dead_Too. Originally made on 6/27/08*
(I decided to leave the war thinger here, since I might need the about me section for some other crap....)
WAR!
As of 6/20/08, the harpoons have been launched! Phenis, a flat chested middle eastern from canada, has launched her harpoons on the beautiful city of Poopapolis. In response, General Kungpoo and a small unit ended the Durka Barrage bysending harpoons of their own. Hitting a vital spot, Phenis left boob POPPED!, revealing to both sides that she is indeed not a big chested vixen, but a flat chested fiend. She immediately retreated after the Shoop Da Woop cannons began fire.The Battle of the small boulders has been won.
END OF WAR!
Later on that day, General Kungpoo and his calvary unit went to chase the flat Durka and her army. What the general didn't realize, was that he was falling for a trap! The durka took Kungpoo into a desert, which is more known to a durka than anyone else. She swallowed her soldiers, along with Kungpoo's in a quick sand.
This will become 1 vs 1
Suddenly, the flat chested beast evolved into something surprising. HER BREAST ENLARGED LIKE ( O )( O ). The general, being the gentleman that he is, dropped his pants and began to FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP. Extremely pissed, the durka killed our General with a tity grapple. Somehow, before he perished, our brave general fired his load of bravery onto the face of the beast. The load is a powerful weapon, which blocked her breathing and caused her to choke on the load.
The war became a stalemate....
Why am I doing this?
-FOR EPIC LULS!!!
Do I hate Phenis?
-No, but she will be my toy for the summer Day
Why Declare War?
-It adds spice to the internet drama :3
Will this ever end?
-Maybe
Does Phenis have small boulders?
-VERY!
Will she stop copying you?
-NEVARRR!
Just for the hell of it...
KungPoo > Phenis
Originality > Phenis
C cup > Phenis
United States > Phenis
El Salvador > Phenis
Armenia > Phenis
"ERICA AND HER DDs > KUNG&PHENIS COMBINED"-Smurf (It's true)
Nuff said <3
Community Member
ps. wtf is it giving me captchas