Okay. Here are different things that I've found all over the place. Wether it be at home or on the internet...
Sticks and stones may break my bones but wips and chains excite me. So throw me down and tie me up... Show me that you like me. - This was in someone's signature on Gaia. I found it funny and I can be like that too sometimes but not all the time. You just have to catch me in a certain mood... Anyway! Moving on...
Have some composure and where is your posture? Oh no no. You're pulling the trigger all wrong! - Wow, sounds alot like my grandmama and my mother. Perfect...
I wish my grass was so emo it'd cut itself! - This was also in someone's signature... Unoriginal and seriotypical. But then again what isn't these days. What the hell, it's funny by my standards so it's here. Enough said.
A good friend will ask you about what happened when you got out of jail, a great friend will have been the one that bailed you out in the first place, but a true friend would be saying 'Man that was fun!' - There are many variations of this and I made this one up myself. Me, I'd be the person that was in jail. Either the one that said 'Man that was fun!' or the person who had the idea in the first place. But then again there are only two people crazy enough to have the idea so scratch the last statement. But if it was me my boyfriend, Bryan, would be the one sitting next to me.
Love, a fragile object more delicate than crystal that can impact ones life greatly, if toyed with it may end a life. - Okay... Whoever in hell made this up must read my mind or something... This one is just random and not funny. But I liked it so I'm keeping it here.
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