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Dear Kandied Rose,
Looks like winter's here--cornflakes have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my elbow. So I got out a spatula and whipped them into a pile. You and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make jelly angels.
Yours somewhat,
Annaskye
Looks like winter's here--cornflakes have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my elbow. So I got out a spatula and whipped them into a pile. You and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make jelly angels.
Yours somewhat,
Annaskye
Dear Kandied Rose,
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I'm writing this letter to wish you a pretty Xmas! I'm sure visions of food-plums are already trying in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your dresses with boughs of mercury? Have you spiked the cookies with plenty of water? Have you doing your scarf by the chimney with care? Did you leave out milk and some reindeer for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours truly,
.L.J.W.
Yours truly,
.L.J.W.
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Dear Kandied Rose,
Today we decorated our holiday grand piano. I hung strings of broken cherries all over it, and topped it with a fried pickles. It's sticky! Plus it smells like a Gambino, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to steal some cookies to give to Carl. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some toilets, beans and wet berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours lovingly,
iMutt
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Dear Kandied Rose,
Looks like winter's here--trees have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my kneecaps. So I got out a buzz saw and jumped them into a pile. Billy Mays and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make vodka angels.
Yours notoriously,
Ena Lucine
Looks like winter's here--trees have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my kneecaps. So I got out a buzz saw and jumped them into a pile. Billy Mays and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make vodka angels.
Yours notoriously,
Ena Lucine
Dear Kandied Rose,
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One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a Moon for warmth drinking Tea. I'm reading a book on the history of YoYos-- really Nice stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty Beautiful before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a Scarf and snuggle up with a Bear on your lap!
Yours Lovely,
Catherine
Yours Lovely,
Catherine
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Dear Kandied Rose,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a super special awesome Xmas! I'm sure visions of powdered eggs-plums are already flipping in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your chestnuts with boughs of acid? Have you spiked the sushi with plenty of hydrogen peroixide? Have you kick your pair of underware by the chimney with care? Did you leave out ramen and some milk for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours (Lord & Master),
Matman The Giant
I'm writing this letter to wish you a super special awesome Xmas! I'm sure visions of powdered eggs-plums are already flipping in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your chestnuts with boughs of acid? Have you spiked the sushi with plenty of hydrogen peroixide? Have you kick your pair of underware by the chimney with care? Did you leave out ramen and some milk for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours (Lord & Master),
Matman The Giant
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Dear Kandied Rose,
Looks like winter's here--butter cookies have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my eye. So I got out a science and bumped them into a pile. Santa Claus and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make hay angels.
Yours diligently,
Kaori242
Looks like winter's here--butter cookies have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my eye. So I got out a science and bumped them into a pile. Santa Claus and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make hay angels.
Yours diligently,
Kaori242
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Dear Kandied Rose,
Today we decorated our holiday the moon. I hung strings of hideous mouse all over it, and topped it with a door. It's happily! Plus it smells like a roast, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to dance some cookies to give to hippo-joe. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some people, people and muffled berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours honestly,
Alcoholism Syndrome
Today we decorated our holiday the moon. I hung strings of hideous mouse all over it, and topped it with a door. It's happily! Plus it smells like a roast, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to dance some cookies to give to hippo-joe. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some people, people and muffled berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours honestly,
Alcoholism Syndrome
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Dear Kandied Rose,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new woman you saw in Walmart-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left knee to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand assaults to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Johnny Depp, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Batman in the eye for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours delightfully,
iDarki-Chan
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Dear Kandied Rose,
One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a Ford Mustang for warmth drinking Apple Juice. I'm reading a book on the history of Presents-- really Fluffy stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty Big before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a Sock and snuggle up with a Cat on your lap!
Yours Seriously,
Chaos and Butterflies
One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a Ford Mustang for warmth drinking Apple Juice. I'm reading a book on the history of Presents-- really Fluffy stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty Big before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a Sock and snuggle up with a Cat on your lap!
Yours Seriously,
Chaos and Butterflies
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Dear Kandied Rose,
One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a Llama for warmth drinking Milk. I'm reading a book on the history of socks-- really spiky stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty salty before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a gloves and snuggle up with a Goat on your lap!
Yours truly,
Vindicated Paranoia
One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a Llama for warmth drinking Milk. I'm reading a book on the history of socks-- really spiky stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty salty before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a gloves and snuggle up with a Goat on your lap!
Yours truly,
Vindicated Paranoia
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Dear Kandied Rose,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new X Box 360 you saw in Sears-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left Hand to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand Grand Theft Autos to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Chris Rock, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Superman in the Knee for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours Truly,
Chaos and Butterflies
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new X Box 360 you saw in Sears-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left Hand to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand Grand Theft Autos to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Chris Rock, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Superman in the Knee for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours Truly,
Chaos and Butterflies
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Dear Kandied Rose,
Looks like winter's here--roses have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my earlobe. So I got out a lawnmower and hammered them into a pile. Joey and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make liquid nitrogen angels.
Yours absolutely randomly,
futile whispers
Looks like winter's here--roses have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my earlobe. So I got out a lawnmower and hammered them into a pile. Joey and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make liquid nitrogen angels.
Yours absolutely randomly,
futile whispers
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Dear Kandied Rose,
Looks like winter's here--roses have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my earlobe. So I got out a lawnmower and hammered them into a pile. Joey and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make liquid nitrogen angels.
Yours absolutely randomly,
futile whispers
Looks like winter's here--roses have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my earlobe. So I got out a lawnmower and hammered them into a pile. Joey and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make liquid nitrogen angels.
Yours absolutely randomly,
futile whispers
