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The Adventures of the Greatest Lesbian Ever.
New Beginnings and Farewells
Entry #1
Time: 9:19 PM
Drinking: Two glasses of whisky.
Dinner: Something Fancy the new Chef made.

Alrighty, new journal new start right? RIGHT! This voyage has been a rather off one, since my old crew had left I had to scrounge around for some new members who were a tad annoying. I ended up meeting a rather cute little escort named Melody and we hit it off but unfortunatly, once we landed in Shanghai, she ran off with my crew member Noboru. Damn! All the good ones run away from me! Anyhoo, Riff is still here jumping on my desk to annoy me whenever he gets the chance. Alexis returned today wanting her job back. The navigator I used to replace her was a huge dickweed so naturally I punted him out the window and sucked her back in as soon as possible. Does that make me a bad captain?

So currently not much has happend, I bailed my weapon's master out of jail and fired him. One of the security dudes I hired picked up an orphan back in Shanghai so we took her in and cleaned her up. Now she's got a think for Kaze. She also has this annoying bird, apparently it can talk to her or something. Sounds like she's tripping on acid if you ask me...Then again I get like that when I drink Absinthe so I shouldn't be talking.

We're currently headed to France. Yeah I know what you're thinking, "Chain smoking child molesters with B.O. what is wrong with you?!" well I have only this to say;.....NOTHING! You're absolutely right! But hey, With how much I love Moulin Rouge and Can-Can dancers, it might not be such a bad trip if we managed not to get attacked by pirates or bandits. F*ck! I just jinxed it! Oh well, Riff can handle them with his super annoying powers.

Hm....So no adventures for me today...Just another day sailing the skies and losing money from gambling with crew members...And right now I'm about to go see if I can cross "getting drunk" off the list two. Ciao!

Madavra
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  • User Comments: [2]
    Riff-Kun
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    Fri Feb 11, 2011 @ 07:36am


    Well as annoyingly hard as it is to see any text on your profile, I still managed to see this. And I like :3


    Madavra
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    Fri Feb 11, 2011 @ 07:56am


    lol thankies!


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