Time: 6:58 PM Day: Monday
I wonder who ever came up with the name for weekdays? They obviously didn's share the same feeling towards Mondays as I do. If they did they would have titled it, "Suckdays" or "Shitdays" or even possibly, "I'mhungoverandhaven'thadsexinaweekday". We land in France tomorrow. Took quite a long time since we had a brush up with some pirates on the way. I was drinking, (what's new?) so the memory is a tad hazy to me. All I can remember is going outside to see a ship approaching. And once it landed, these youngsters came out with guns and swords telling US to give up our cargo. I couldn't kill a teenager. They may piss me off at times but they are just kids. And when a kid doesn't have a home or way to get a meal than naturally they would turn to stealing eventually. Well Riff seemed to not have a problem with hurting them at all which is what got us into deeper trouble after he had killed one of their crewmembers.
I was completely smashed but I do remember Kaze freaking out, I'm thinking he may have the same disease as Riff since his symptoms were very much like the red-head's. I had to use my steel to calm down the situation, though I didn't expect they'd take well on a drunk telling them what to do. Aside from that we picked up a new member named Alexis...Who is a hotsy totsy woman if you ask me. And this is when I'm sober! When I was drunk she looked like a goddess!
The skymarshals managed to land aboard our ship after we had fought the pirates verbally for an hour, (Verbally as in to me, to Riff and Kaze it was all out war.) Luckily we had Xara, our new medic and smokin hot doctor to keep Riff and Kaze from killing themselves completely. So Riff is still around to annoy me and drink all my whiskey and Kaze is still around to keep Mist good company and my cargo safe.
I still haven't gotten laid in forever since my one escort ran off with another man. Therefore my smoking has increased significantly. First thing I do when I finish work in Paris is hit a brothel or auction! The women who work for my crew are flirtatious but not cheap...It's maddening!!!
Madavra · Tue Feb 15, 2011 @ 01:09am · 1 Comments |