So, remember how I said I was gonna be an Oompa Loompa at camp? Well I ended up leaving my costume at home... but that's ok because for our skit another girl was the Oompa Loompa and I was Captain Jack Sparrow. I had two scenes in that skit, one where I ran in yelling "Why's the Rum gone?" and another part I was lying on the ground drinking and singing a camp song. It was pretty awesome, my neghibors mom(who is my mom away from home) made me a pretty convincing beard out of eye liner.
Jack Sparrow at camp
That's pretty much what I was wearing, 'cept I had a small dagger not a katana. Everyone liked asking what happened to my clothes so I told them... like honest Jack would.
I was walking through the forest over yonder when I fell into the lake, I was sopping wet. I searched around and found the biffy(bathroom), but when I hung my clothes out to dry a potgut came and stole them! So I found a girl, stuffed her in some random cabin and stole her clothes.
