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8/25 The Disclaimer!
Hello all, and welcome back to Enigma’s realm. This morning when I woke up, I had an epiphany. I said to my self, “Self, starting today, you should make up an alternate reality for your Gaia journal, simply because real life is just so damn plain.” The idea wa so ingenious, I decided to roll with it. So, from today on, (meaning yesterday… I didn’t write an entry for yesterday…) you will get a glimpse of what exactly is going on in my head… not much. These events will be based on reality however, excwpt be blown wildly out of proportion.

8/25 The Jerk
I watched The Jerk this evening. Man I love that movie… it is so grand! You wouldn’t believe it, but directly after watching it, I found a bucket of playdough in my garage. “So what? Its just a bucket of playdough. What does that have to do with the movie?” You may ask. I’ll tell you. I made a bust of Steve Martin with it. It took several hours of tedious work… and it looks more like Mr. Bill than Steve, but you know… whatever. I still say it is, ‘cause he’s got no rhythm, and he always says that he was raised a poor black child... it started to creep me out, so I squished him.

8/26 My Closet
This morning, I opened my closet to find, atop my mountain of god-forsaken rubbish, a funny looking old man. That was weird. Since when do old men like to sit on my heap of what’s-it? I just closed my closet door, and then opened it again. He was still there. “Who are you?” I inquired, and he said… “play me the best song in the world, or I’ll eat your soul…” Funny, he didn’t look much like a shiny demon to me… so I just said, “Okay.” And then… I played Gitaroo Man on the PS2. It has the best song in the world you know. And then, he even asked me if I was an angel, to which I replied, “I am but a man. ROCK! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!” Then he left, and gave me a crumpled piece of paper… I think it was a fortune cookie fortune or something.