*Read this with the gaia towns music playing in the backround*
This morning I feel out of bed, and I stumbled upstairs to the kitchen. "Mom," I said to the coffee pot, "Do we have anything edible in this house?" It made no reply, for heaven's sake, its a friggin coffeepot. "I see," I said. I then spied a pink box on the dinnertable. Of course, it was a box of donuts. Naturally, I love donuts, and I, being a donut lover, opened the box to find one that suited my fancy. I found a perfectly crafted powder jelly donut, and I picked it up. "Put me down!" it screamed to me, "You can't eat me! We are going to eat you!" The lid popped back open, and a bearclaw and maple bar tackled me to the ground. "What the hell you guys? Donut don't eat humans, humans eat donuts." I said, trying to talk some sense into the clearly delusional donut hoard. "That all changes today," the glazed donut told me. "The donuts are starting a revolution!" All in unison, the donuts all yelled, "Viva la revolution!" Seeing that I was getting nowhere, I threw off the bearclaw and maple bar, and ran outside. "After him!" the glazed ones roared. It was then and idea struck me. What if I let them catch me, and then eat them all? Sure, I would gain a bit, but that was a loss I was willing to take. "Alright," I yelled take me!" I was tackled by a dozen, and more started coming out of the box. "What's with this?" The Jelly replied, "We stashed extra warriors, a super baker's dozen!" He then broke into maniacal laughter. So I grabbed him, and took a big bite. There was a gasp from the crowd. "The jelly has fallen! Retreat!" I stood to my feet. "Now try and take me, cowards!" I grabbed the donut army up in my arms, and fatally wounded them all. Then I broke into maniacal laughter. I rose, covered in cream filling, jelly, glaze and sprinkles; as the victor. Now, I'm laying on the couch, playing Gitaroo Man, finishing what remains of the fallen warriors. I have a serious belly ache now, and I'll remember not to mess with talking donuts.
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