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I awoke last evening to a rather unpleasent noise. It sounded like mayonese being suffocated by a dog, while burping. I got my a** out of bed, just to see what it was. I looked around my room, certain it was coming from under my bed again, as it had for the past several months. I was finally getting fed up with it, so I shouted under my matress, "Hey, would you mind keeping it down? Some people are trying to sleep here!" There was no response, except for a piece of green construction paper that read, "A barking spider has just gotten ill." That simply wouldn't do... that would explain the suffocated mayonese noise. "I'm comming in," I yelled. So i put on my slipers, took a plaster mask off of my wall, and a flashlight, and walked down the steps beneath the gaping entrance to under the bed. "Hello?" I called, "Is anyone there?" There was no responce. I walked for what seemed miles, and came across an octopus in a gas mask, dangling from a tree branch. I asked him, "Where might I find a barking spider?" It only shruged, and said in a gangseter voice, "Wake up foo! you'r dreamin' again!" So I did, and awoke to that same noise. I put a pillow over my head, and went back to sleep.