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So, me and Cody went to see the Sons of Butcher in Hamilton at the Underground last night. Uhh... the place is a bar with a stage... that's it. Ultraman was playing on the TV.

I bought a black and white shirt, and so did Cody. then we tracked down Doug, the bassist, and got him to sign our shirts. We couldn't get a hold of Sol or Ricky. The Great Orbax, a very funny freak show artist was performing with a guy named Sweet Pepper Clopec, who is part of the Great Orbax freak show. There was mouse traps and rat traps and cinder blocks on people's crotches... anyways. After a while, I decided I wanted to buy their new album, Meatlantis. So I did that. And while I was listening to it, I realised that there's some useful advice throughout the whole thing. So I'm gonna go through some of these words of wisdom.

"♪ There are touches that are good, and touches that are bad. Touches that are happy and touches that are sad. Hugs and kisses make you wanna dance, but they shouldn't be anywhere near your pants. Your pants area is a private place. When a touch invades, punch it in the face. If a touch makes you nervous, scream and flee. Go tell an adult: SOMEONE'S TOUCHING ME!" ♪ - Sol, "Bad Touch".

"Solsolito Butcher's rules of engagements: Make sure you get the best punch, HAHA! There should be two hits, you hitting them, and them hittin' the friggin' floor. And lastly; there's only two times when you fight: When you have to, and when you're gonna win!" "Peace OUT!" - Sol, "Action Reaction". The "Peace OUT!" was Doug.

"♪ Save the music, it's up to you! ******** producers, before they ******** you! If your music is good enough, produce it by yourself! ♪" - Sol, Ricky and Doug, "Fuck Producers".

"♪ Sing it with me; we're all here for the rock! ♪" - Sol, Ricky and Doug, "Here to Rock."

"Kids, love's a four-way stop. If you get there first, you have the right away. But if they get there first, they have the right away. But if you both arrive at the same time, in that magical moment, the person to the right has the right away." - Sol, "Made Love by the River".

"♪ If at first, you don't succeed, that's because you ain't me. If you're not allowed in, CHANCES ARE YOU SHOULDN'T GO IN! DON'T BE TRESPASSIN'! ♪ 'Cause you'll be fined if you don't listen, buds." - Sol, "Sneakin' In".

"♪ Some say that a drink is just a drink. Some say that a drink'll get the pink (;P). I say just drink that ********... in'... DRIIIINK! ♪" - Ricky, "The Ultimate Drinking Song".

And, of course, the album's theme song: Meatlantis. Based on the underwater city of the same name.

"♪ At the bottom of the sea, There's a place called Meatlantis. Where there is meat-a-plenty, delicious and free. And if you're paralyzed, the meat there can fix ya. And they feed vegetarians to whales. Oh, at the bottom of the sea, and paralysis free. Oh, Meatlantis is the place for me! ♪"

So... we got meat-flavoured air fresheners...