*cuts self in cliche manner* I HATE MY LIFE! *crys emo tears of blood* ALL YOU PEOPLE NEED TO JUST LEAVE ME TO DIE IN PEACE... *hangs self with checkered emo tie but due to her own bad luck tie rips leaving her unharmed* NOOOOOOO! *gets handgun from dads safe and attempts to shoot self* MUST... KILL....SELF..... *gun jams* WHY WONT I DIE?!?!?! *throws self off building* WHEEEEE! *realizes it was just a dog kennel* WAAAAAH! *swallows cyanide pill* HEHEHE *throws it up again* AAAAARRRRGGHH!!!!! *walks over and starts hitting her head on the wall, cursing the heavens in vain* WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME KILL MYSE- *dies*
mistress_of_insanity · Thu Feb 01, 2007 @ 09:06pm · 1 Comments |