• Holiday time is for feasting;
    We look forward to each treat.
    The tables are full of our favorite foods;
    We’ve got lots of good things to eat.

    We scarf marshmallowed sweet potatoes;
    There’s cider and eggnog to slurp.
    There’s so much going down at once,
    Who can help an occasional burp?

    Here’s the turkey, dressing and gravy;
    Let’s all get down to chewing it,
    And if we pass a little gas,
    Who’ll notice? Everyone’s doing it.

    Dessert is three kinds of pie;
    Then pass the box of candy.
    Next year will you please remind us
    To have Alka-Seltzer handy!