• Beer and whiskey,
    sittin' on a X-mas tree.
    Along comes Great Aunt Geradeen,
    picks up the bottles,
    mad to full throttle,
    Beer and whiskey sittin' on a X-mas tree.

    Party at the school,
    party at my pool!
    Come on Hon,
    It'll be fun!
    Beer and whiskey sittin' on a X-mas tree.

    Praise the, The Lord,
    Great sermon at church.
    Just say the Word,
    I'll come off my perch.
    Beer and whiskey sittin' on a X-mas tree.

    It's night-time now,
    go to sleep.
    Don't know how.
    don't hear a peep.
    Beer amd whiskey sittin' on a X-mas tree.

    Ho-ho-ho,
    here I am!
    Here I go,
    with a present for Sam!
    Beer and whiskey sittin' on a X-mas tree.

    Wake up early,
    'Got hair that;s curly!'
    Wake up late,
    'No pres' mate'
    Beer and whiskey sittin' on a X-mas tree.

    What a great day!
    I'd like to say.
    Now, time to play,
    Monopolaaaay!
    Beer and whiskey sittin' on a X-mas tree.