• Dashing Here,
    Dashing there,
    Dashing everywhere,
    Just to sell away our lives.

    Give me this,
    I’ll give you that,
    I don’t really need a hat,
    But it may make me happy.

    This is the time,
    To come in good cheer,
    To keep your family near,
    If only they’d buy more presents.

    It is the season of spending,
    We’ve all lost our meaning,
    So just keep reading,
    And pretending everything is fine.