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  • Artist Info: TOMATOES:<br />
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    An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard and he was arthritis, nearing 80.<br />
    His only son, Vincent, who at one timeused to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son in which he carefully described his predicament:<br />
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    Dear Vincent, my dear boy<br />
    I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know I just cannot do it, and if you were here, you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Ah, my son...I miss you. What can I do?<br />
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    Love, Papa<br />
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    A few days later he received a letter from his son.<br />
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    Dear Pop, <br />
    Oh my goodness, oh no...Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.<br />
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    Love, Vinnie<br />
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    At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug<br />
    up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old<br />
    man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his<br />
    son.<br />
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    Dear Pop,<br />
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    Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. God will bless you and your tomatoes...<br />
    See you soon<br />
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    Love you <br />
    Vinnie <br />
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    True Love:<br />
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    A true love story A boy and a girl were speeding over 100 on a motor cycle down the road. Girl: slow down,i am scared! Guy No this is fun! Girl: No its not, Please, it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you, but slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. *Girl hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me. (In the paper the next day) reporter:A motorcycle crashed into a building last night because of break failure. Two people were involved, a male and a female, but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the boy realized that his breaks had broke, but he didn't want her to know.Instead, he made her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, and let her wear his helmet so that she would live, realizing he would be the one that would die. Now thats true love. Put this on your profile if you belive in true love
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