• Chapter 1 Javaman
    As we walked down the rocky gravel road we came upon a familiar figure. He was tall, light skinned, and had an afro. Clair hated him, but he happened to be my other best friend. He was a bit eccentric and really liked adventure. He also apparently had an uncle Jimmy who did about everything there is to do in this world."Hey Javaman!"I shouted while waving my hand wildly."Hey Bloo I'm back!" He responded while waving a paper in his hand. He then proceeded to hide this paper behind his back thinking I wouldn't notice it."Hey Javaman, what's that paper?" I said trying to sound inconspicous."Um...what paper?" He asked obviously nervous." C'mon tell me, we're buddies aren't we?"I asked trying to make him feel guilty for trying to keep the paper from me."Okay I'll tell you, but you have to keep it a secret. Tell absolutely no one especially that midget over there." He said wile pointing at Clair. I had completely forgotten she was there. I looked at her as if asking for permission. She looked back as if saying it was ok. I ran over to Javaman as fast as I could and he told me the greatest thing i had ever heard or so i thought at the moment."I have tickets to see Blackman!" he said trying to hold back his excitement as much as he could.
    "My uncle Jimmy gave them to me, three to be exact, but I don't know who else to take. Not only that it's in two days in Stonterian which is a few hours by carriage, but about 16 hours by foot. Plus i don't even know how to get there." He was going to continue, but then Clair suddenly appeared smiling. We had forgotten she was an elf. Elves have much better hearing that humans especially when they focus it's way better. Not only that Clair loved Blackman. She smiled sheepishly and said " Javaman have I ever told you how nice and sweet and awsome you are?"
    "No and you will probably never tell me I'm awsome!" Javaman said obviously irritated." Well you're probably right. I won't tell you, but i overheard something nice. I, in fact know how to get to Stonterian." she said while smiling smugly looking at her nails."Really!?! Uh.... I mean really?" Javaman said trying to hold back his excitement back as much as humanly possible."I'll take you there if you give me a ticket." she said kicking around an imaginary rock."If and if you say I'm the best!" Javaman said trying to negotiate with her."No." she replied."How 'bout you say I'm awsome?" He asked with a stern look in his eyes."No" she replied once again this time with an iron like stare."How 'bout I'm sweet?" Knowing how dim the light of his succes was."No" she replied for the third time this time crossing her arms ."I'm nice?" Javaman asked glumly." No" she replied." How about I'm okay?" Javaman asked with little determination in his tone and a frown."Um, okay you're okay." she said with a sigh."YES HAHAHA I WIN!" Javaman shouted.
    This was followed by a swift kick in the family jewels. No one said anything while Javaman regained his composure which took several minutes. I wasn't surprised. She often kicked him just for fun. I actually felt sorry for him by now he might have been infertile. After several minutes he got up and said "Okay guys get your stuff together we leave in an hour." "But what about school?" Clair asked."Screw school if we want to make it we need to leave A.S.A.P." Javaman said clearly in a rush." Umm I don't know skipping school.." she said hesitantly."C'mon it's Blackman Freaking Blackman. Besides it's just three days it's not like it's going to ruin us." "Your right," she said with a bit of skepticism."Okay meet back here in twenty minutes." Javaman said." I thought you said an hour?" I asked." Your right we have no time to waste make it ten minutes." He said while running off in the direction of his home." Crap," I exclaimed while turning to Clair who was already gone."DAMMIT!"