• Da Random Chronicles of Dapottylulu


    Random Adventure I
    The Attack of the Wild Indian Munchkins


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    It was a day to remember in the munchkin city of Lockitelly Cheese for it was invasion day. They were just leaving, and so was a spy from the village going to be invaded, Dapottylulu.
    Random Pedestrian: -Running down the street- THE MUNCHKINS ARE COMING! THE MUNCHKINS ARE COMING!
    All the Villagers except one named Bob: -open there doors to see what is going on-
    Bob: -throws a hush puppy (the shoe kind) at the random pedestrian running down the street screaming “THE MUNCHKINS ARE COMING! THE MUNCHKINS ARE COMING!”-
    Random Pedestrian: -gets knocked unconscious by hush puppy shoe and falls down-
    Everyone but the random pedestrian: -goes to town circle for the town meeting-
    Mayor Nerdynerd: As we all know, the death of our fateful city of Dapottylulu is upon us. Why is this so might you ask? Well, the Wild Indian Munchkins are going to invade our city and eventually burn it to the ground.
    Someone in the back of the crowd: -plays smoke on the water-
    Mayor Nerdynerd: SHUT THAT OFF!
    Someone in back: -shuts off smoke on the water-
    Mayor Nerdynerd: to solve this problem, I have devised a plan. We shall destroy our invaders!
    Some random girl named Quack: how do we do that?
    Mayor Nerdynerd: we do it with –holds up a bendy straw- BENDY STRAWS!!!!!!!!!
    Crowd and mayor: -bow to bendy straws- all hail bendy straws. They are our savors.
    Mayor Nerdynerd: GRAB A BENDY STRAW AND GET TO THE FRONT LINES! I’ll go to the top secret bunk-I mean my house and make sure to…… SEE YA! –Darts off like a cheetah-
    Mayor Nerdynerd: -hides in a top secret bunker that is invincible and welds the door shut so no one can get in-
    Everyone else: -goes to the bendy straw dispenser and then to the front lines-
    A random person: I got to go potty.
    Bob: throws a hush puppy (once again the shoe kind) at the person-
    Person: -gets knocked unconscious-
    Bob: now you don’t.
    Bob’s mom named Curly fry: stop throwing hush puppy shoes at people its impolite.
    Bob: Yes mommy
    Everyone: looks out onto horizon and sees the Wild Indian Munchkins-
    Everyone in unison: ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Shoot bendy straws with compound bows-
    Bendy straws: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! –Hit the munchkins with no force at all-
    Munchkins: -whenever hit lightly with bendy straws- Ah my heart. It has been hit! Fair well cruel world! –Drop to ground-
    -Battle goes on for 2 hours-
    Townsfolk: -after 2 hours- Yay we win!
    Bob: let’s have a party! I’ll serve hush puppies!
    Everyone: we don’t want to eat shoes!
    Bob: no not that hush puppy. I mean the little hotdog hush puppies.
    Everyone: oh. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
    Mayor Nerdynerd: can I have a hushpuppy? I’m really hungry.
    Bob: sorry, people who didn’t help get none. And that’s pretty much just you.
    Mayor Nerdynerd: If I ever get out of here, you are so dead!
    Bob: dream on. –Walks away-
    Person who played smoke on the water: -plays song. Here’s how it goes: Oh oh oh! Ohshikuru! Oh oh oh! Ohshikuru! My my my he’s a demon samari!!!!!!!!!!! Who’s the one who had to die, Ohshikuru!-
    Everyone: -dances all night-
    Some random person: -at day break- I WANT TO KEEP PARTYNG!
    Bob: -throws another hush puppy (back to the shoe kind) at person- ENOUGH PARTYING! I’M TIRED! GET TO BED!
    Curly fry: Bob!
    Bob: sorry mom.
    End of random adventure one.