• A Little Intro

    Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha’s resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.
    His Best friend is Naruto Uzamaki, number one awesome ninja
    His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said
    Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever
    And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol
    These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha
    (Author Talking)
    Kyuubi Talking
    ------ Someone being cut off

    (A/N: Which he does since it’s in the Uchiha District)
    Sasuke: *walks through the streets as if he owns them* Man I feel so angsty today…*sigh* I should go Flashback about my horrible past

    Meanwhile in the Ramen District

    Naruto: *wakes up hyper and looks at the smiling sun* OMFG Today is going to be the BEST DAY EVER *takes a deep breath*

    Mr. Sun came out and he smiled at me. Said it's gonna be a good one just wait and see!
    Jumped out of bed and I ran outside feeling so extra AWESOME!
    It's the Best day ever! (Best day ever)
    It's the Best day ever! (Best day ever)

    I'm so busy got nothing to do, spent the last two hours just eating my shoe.
    Every flower every stick o’ leaves

    Kyuubi: OMG will you shut the hell up already every morning it’s the same my god just shut up

    Naruto:…..HOLY s**t there’s a voice in my head *runs in circles screaming* HELP I’m a Schizophrenic I have voices in my head

    Kyuubi: *banging head on bars* why me why me why me….knew I should’ve attacked Mist Village

    (After Hours of Naruto Screaming he finally got dressed and ate his ramen for the day)

    Naruto: YEAH BEST DAY EVER *runs out the window* good thing I illegally built stairs out the window ^_^ *goes to the bridge*

    With Sasuke

    Sasuke at the bridge ending his flashback:Hrm my retarded blonde idiot senses are tingling…

    Sakura: *runs fan girl style to Sasuke and tackles him into the water*
    (Since for some retard reason Sasuke was standing at the very edge of the bridge)

    Naruto who was behind Sakura whips out a cell phone to take blackmail pictures: OMFG get a room

    Sasuke: damn it my emo hair gel came out…why didn’t my stalker fangirl sense not got off.... STHU you retard… Sakura get off me NOW -.-

    Sakura: hmph one day you’ll love me… one day…

    Naruto/Sasuke: o_O *back away*

    Naruto: well umm since Kakashi-sensei is late…Yeah so Sasuke I was watching TV---

    Sasuke: wait you have a TV… aren’t you like poor

    Naruto: Shut up…anyways watching this show called Pokemon… and the poke balls look like your symbol….so are you like a trainer

    Sasuke: o_O WTF no I’m not a ---

    Itachi: *suddenly appears in smoke* Foolish brother prepare to battle, this time you’ll loose

    Sasuke: :} Itachi …my mortal enemy who I will kill because I can’t let go of my past, stop being emo and try to live my life like a normal ninja….bring it on

    Itachi: *takes out a poke ball* I choose you Squirtle * Squirtle comes out*
    Squirtle: Squirtle, Squirtle

    Sasuke: I choose you Chimecho *Chimecho comes out*
    Chimecho: Chime Chime

    (It was a gruesome horrible battle, too horrible to write, Sasuke looses and Itachi leaves)

    Naruto/Sakura/Kiba: O_O WTF….wait Kiba when did you get here

    Kiba: oh my poke battle sense wnet off *wearing PETA shirt* Sasuke how dare you battle, that is animal abuse, just wait til PETA hears about this *runs off*

    Sasuke: ok then…so as I said I’m not a pokemon traininer

    Naruto: o_O…….

    In the end kakashi never showed up. Sasuke got abuse from PETA and Naruto learned not to ask Sasuke about his famile….Thus ends Day One

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