• I have a friend named Nicolas. You wouldn't understand him, he's different (in a good way). He's wayy to complicated for you to comprehend him.

    Hm? What'd you say? You can?!? You know...you shouldn't lie. Because lying is bad. Nicolas told me...Don't give me that look. I'm warning you. It's impolite. Extremely impolite.

    What's your problem? I'm not going anywhere. If you can't stand me then take a sit buddy and listen to a story of mine.

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    Once upon a time, there was a wee whmsical little child named Nicolas. He adored playing in his little garden. But one day something happened.

    "Oh no!" he said, "What am I suppose to do?". Nicolas was extremely confused. So he went to his mom that didn't even know how to help him! Like what was Nicolas suppose to do huh? So he strolled upstairs looking for his dear older brother Gavin. Since Gavin was you know..supposedly pretty cool he was listening to um My Chemical Romance being all "emo" and whatnot. But what he didn't know was that all the REAL emos are dead. The rest are just posers foo shizzel.

    "Oh dearest older brother, can you help me in the little problem I have today," asked Nicolas. Gavin looked him up and down (you know that eye raping kind of way) and said "Ohoho I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll BLOW your house down!"

    'Well since he said that I guess I should go' thought Nicolas, "tata big bro!" Turning the corner he saw something. Something horrible! Something dreadful! Something that rendered him speechless!

    Well somebody be able to help Nicolas?
    Will we one day know his problem?
    What did he see?
    When will his brother stop being so messed?!?
    All questions will be answered in the next episode of The Mysterious Tales of Nicolas!

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