• Emily Cantron, a 5 year-old girl living in South Phoenix, had a dog, 6 turtles,and 4 cats. She was the most spoiled girl in the world (we even checked the "World records of the Entire World" book). One day, she got really hungry. She said," Mom, give me some freakin' cookies! Now, or I'll kill the dog!" Her mom answered" If you want some cookies, you have to clean your room first." The dog was never seen again. Then, the next day, she yelled," Mom, give me some freakin' cookies! Now, or I'll kill all of the turtles!" Her mom said,"You still haven't cleaned your room." The turtles were dead in about 2 minutes tops. The next day she, once again, said," Mom, give me some freakin' cookies! Now, or I'll kill all of the cats!" Her mother was different, this time. She said,"Clean your freakin' room, or you won't get any freakin' cookies!" After the cats died, Emily started to cry. She had thought of a so-called "brilliant" plan. She aimed her B.B. gun at her mom. She cried the night her mom was gone. She was all alone in her house. No mom. No dad. No pets. When the police came, they saw Emily with the gun, on the couch, watching Spongebob Squarepants. The got her, after 14 tries, with the tranquilizer gun. She woke up in a mental institute. Then she remembered and screamed," Give me some freakin' cookies! NOW!"

    To be continued.........