• one day at oruchimaru's hideout sasuke was sleeping.
    *dream*
    sasuke was walking down a hall to oruchimaru's room to start training.
    when passing the second to last room he noticed, sakura and naruto....
    dancing on the table? with noodles....*great*he thought.
    naruto: hey sasuke! wanna table-top dance?.*jumping off the table*
    sakura:with noodles?*jumping down beside naruto*
    sasuke:uh...no....no i dont.

    *oruchimaru's room*
    oruchimaru hears a thud and wonders 'what is going on now??!!?!' then hears another thud. oruchimaru leaves his preparations to go find the noise.
    two rooms over he enters to find sasuke arguing with sakura and naruto.
    naruto:come awn,sasuke! have some fun for once!geese!
    sasuke: no way am-
    oruchimaru:what the hell is going on here?!?!?*furios*
    naruto and sakura: tell him to table top dance with noodles!
    sakura and naruto both knew if sasuke dissobeyed oruchimaru, the punnishment would be severe.
    oruchimaru:fine. sasuke, tabel top dance or-
    naruto:-with noodles!
    oruchimaru:fine-with noodles or else i will make oreos kill you!
    sasuke refuses to be a fun idiot so oruuchimaru summons up his oreo jutsu.
    oruchimaru surprised reo kill: earth style!
    oreos killed sasuke. crying