• Dear Juliet,

    Surprise!! It's me!

    Now, don't freak out and burn this letter or throw it away or whatever. Just please read the whole thing. Please.

    See, I need you to do some stuff for me and for yourself. I screwed up a crap load of my life and I really need you to fix some things for me since I can't really fix them myself.

    I also need for you to do some things for you. I have been watching and I've seen how hard it's been for you to be over me and how I'm gone and everything. I need you to be happy! That's one of the reasons these letters are comin' to you. I'm going to send things that I need you to fix and there's going to be another thing in the letter saying what you have to do and where you have to do it.

    One other thing. Don't let anyone know that you are getting my notes and what you are doing.

    Please please please do these for me, babe. I know you are probably freaking out right now but just trust this, OK?

    ily,

    Christopher