• Jacob-hey bloodsuckers!!!!

    Bella- hey jake

    Jacob- bella can i tell u something

    Bella- what?

    Jacob- BAM!!!!!!!!! *takes his shirt off*

    Bella- jake your not hot

    Jacob-then who is?????????

    Bella- Edward is

    Jacob- WTH!!!!!!!

    * sexy back music appears*

    Edward- I'M BRINGING SEXY BACK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Jacob-now that was hot

    Bella- told u

    Edward- bella, told u the sexy back song suites me

    Bella- it sure does

    Jacob- bella thats not how singing is its like this

    * she wolf*

    Jacob- THERES A SHE WOLF IN YOUR CLOSET AWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

    Edward- dude that was sooooooo GAY

    Bella- it sure was