• One day at school this kid was asked by his teacher,"can u tell me the first 4 alphabet letters for me?" he said,"i dont no the alphabet" so the teacher told him,wen he went home to go ask his family how to sing the alphabet.

    That night wen he came home he asked his mom,"wats the first letter of the alphabet?"(while his mom was on the phone ) and she said,"SHUT UP!!!!!" and thats wat he wrote down, next he went to his sisters room and said,"wats the 2nd letter of the alphabet?" (his sister was watching Hannah Montana) and his sister said,"o yeah----------------"(in a singing voice...) and he wrote that down...

    Next he went to his brother,(who was watching Superman) "wats the 3rd letter of the alphabet?" and his brother said,"SUPERMAN!!!!" (in a dumb heroic voice) and he wrote that down.

    last he went to his dad and asked wats the 4th letter of the alphabet, (his dad was fixing the toilet and singing about the toilet) and his dad said "in-the-toilet!!!" (in a singing way...)

    The next day wen he went bak to school his teacher asked,"so tell me the first letter of the alphabet," and he said "SHUT UP!!!" then his teacher asked,"DO U WANT TO GO TO THE OFFICE YOUNG MAN!!!!???" and he said,"o yeah-----"(in a singing voice) and the teacher took him to the principals office.

    wen his pricipal asked"wats ur name son?" he answered,"SUPERMAN!!!" (in a dumb heroic voice) the the principal asked,"where do u live?" the boy answered,"IN THE TOILET!!!!"""(in a singing voice)

    And that would be the end of the stupid boy joke..... >.<( the boy got expelled and he did the same thing for all the schools he went to.... he never made it to 1st grade) >.<