• One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey’s kiss in his mouth and asked, ‘Do you know what it is?’ ‘No, I don’t,’ said the little boy. ‘Okay, I’ll give you a clue. It’s the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work.’ heart

    Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, ‘Spit it out!
    It’s a piece of a**!