• An alien landed on Earth, in the United States. he didn't speak any english so he went around listening to humans and their words.

    He walked into a 2nd grade class, and a little boy raised his hand, shouting "Me, Me, Me!"

    Next, the alien walked by a little girl on the sidewalk, shouting and crying at another kid "he stole my lollipop!" and she pointed at the kid.

    The alien walked by a resteraunt, and saw an angry guy. The man was shouting "Forks and knives! Forks and knives!" while banging the silverware on the table.

    The alien walked into a hospital. It was dark, no lights were on. Someone was saying "turn it on! Turn it on!" in an excited voice. the lights came on.

    Our alien friend then walked into a courthouse, during a murder case. The judge asked "who killed the victim?" and the poor alien said "Me! Me! Me!" and raised his hand.
    The judge looked at the alien, asking why. the alien answered "He stole my lollipop!" in an almost crying tone.
    "uuummm, sir? what did you kill him with?" asked the judge, slightly confused.
    "forks and knives! Forks and knives!" the alien shouted.
    "....Thank you for admitting this crime..." said the judge. "now please go sit in the electric chair" the alien did. "any last words?" askes the judge.

    The alien shouted enthusiasticly, "turn it on! turn it on!" the 'lights' came on...