• #1-Blonde Mom
    From Mother with Love,

    Dear son,

    I am going to slow down my writing because I know you read freakin slow.

    Your father and I don't live where we had left you

    Your sister had beared a baby and you might be an aunt or an uncle. She said if its a girl, shes going to name it, Mom.

    I was going to said you some money but this letter has already been mailed.

    love mother

    #2- Electric train.
    The day after a boy's birthday, he had recieved an electric train. His mother had home in to watch him play with it and he said," All dose sons bitches and fags who need to get off, get the hell off da train. And all dose bitches who need to get on, get your asses in here!," The mother went crazy and grounded him for two hours. After two hours, he went to play with the train again, but with nice language. "Thank you for riding with us and we hope you had a nice trip. Remember to take your luggage with you and dont smoke." The mother was impressed until," For the ones who were pissed off from the two hour delay, please speak to the b***h in the kitchen.