• pickles are evil little creatures hell bent on destruction. From the second they are brought into this world as cucumbers they plot countless many ways to kill off the human race. A few of which include suffocation, allergic reaction, and being turned into a green missile. Only by soaking these foul creatures in a special liquid can humanity delay the cucumbers' plans of doom.

    rest easy though readers for you shall be imparted a secret to make this troubling news bearable. Some people in humanity have taken it upon themselves to fight against the cucumbers. Weekly to daily they slave in the battle against this menace you now know. Some of them brainwash the cucumbers they have captive to beleieve humans are cucumbers too. Others take the defiant and soak them in juices to hinder their plan processors and make them delicious. Why delicious? It simply makes the war on these living weapons an easier battle to fight.

    victory everyone... Victory! Shall belong to humanity if we all but take part in this struggle!