• Me: Sorry I wasn't on yesterday, I was watching Black Butler for a certain someone. *cough* Mello *cough* But, it did give me an idea for a fanfic. I won't post that one today, but I will another time. You don't have to watch black butler to understand the fanfic, just search a picture of 'Sebastian'. He looks like Itachi, except good looking.
    Itachi: F you.
    Me: Ewwwww. Please don't.
    Itachi: EL of Major cosplay does not own the akatsuki.
    Me: Why does everyone say that? Ofcourse I do!
    Itachi: *sigh* Disregard her.

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    Chap. 7: Deidara's rage and Mazumi's goal

    So...yes. Mazumi & Deidara broke up. She still loves him, but she also loves Sasori. >o< So... as you can see, she is sulking in her room.
    Mazumi: Waaaaaaah!!!! DeiDei-kun!!!!
    Shut up, biitch!!!! Your making my head hurt!!!
    Mazumi: You shut up, Yanki!!!
    The bold is her inner voices. The first one's name is Yanki.
    Aren't you supposed to be finding a way to get Sasori to love you?
    Mazumi: *stops crying* You're right!! He does love me, but is very shy!!! Thank you!! Except for you, Yanki, you suck balls.
    Fugly biitch...
    So...she exited her room and went to Sasori, but was interrupted by Tobi.
    Tobi: TOBI WANTS TO THANK MAZUMI-CHAN FOR BREAKING UP WITH SEMPAI~!!!! NOW TOBI CAN GET IN SEMPAI'S PANTS AND BE FRIENDS WITH MAZUMI-CHAN AGAIN~!!!!!! *skips off*
    Mazumi: *sweat drop* *walks toward Sasori* DANNAAAAAA~!!!
    Sasori: O//////////O Y-yes?
    Mazumi: Can you be my boyfriend?? 4laugh
    Sasori: Wh-why? O/////////O
    Mazumi: *leans over by his ear* 'Cause you're sexy.
    Sasori: *passes out*
    Mazumi: Danna??? DANNA?! Oh, shiit.... Kisame, Tazer!
    Kisame: I don't have a--- *suddenly has a taser in his hand* What the h3ll--?
    Mazumi: *takes tazer and tazes Sasori* MUFFIN MAN~!!!!
    Sasori: *is conscious again* What ha---? *sees Mazumi and blushes, then runs away*
    Mazumi: *sigh*
    Deidara's room...
    Deidara: Dammit, I'm better than that puppet, un... Yeah, I am. I got a diick, he has a splinter, un. Yup. I will get her back.
    You called her a biitch, dammit.
    Deidara: Who the fuuck said that?
    Mazumi's inner voice
    Deidara: What the--- Get the fuuck out of my head or else I'll sue you!
    Geez... Diickhead...
    Where Mazumi is...
    Mazumi: How will he be mine...
    Do it.
    Mazumi: No, it will not come to that!
    You want to lose your precious Danna?
    Mazumi: H3ll no!
    Then do it.
    Mazumi: *sigh* Fine.
    In the kitchen...
    Kisame: Why do you keep running away from her?
    Sasori: She makes me...tingle.
    Hidan: SHE MAKES YOU WANT TO PIISS?!
    Sasori: No, dumb@ss. 'Tingle'
    Hidan: She's a fuaking babe---
    Ahem, Hidan, in our contract you are not allowed to say that about Mazumi because you are meant to love Ellie0957.
    Hidan: *mumbles* Fuaking author...
    Yes, you are Ellie0957's lover, but I still own you.
    Hidan: Shiit.
    Okay, back to the story...
    So...Kisame & Sasori were debating and shiit, and sooner or later, Hidan joined in. But then someone else joined them...
    Said person was wearing a very interesting outfit. Showing uh... Tobi, what is our vocabulary word for the day?
    Tobi: @ss!!!
    Good boy.
    Said person was Mazumi. Short shorts and a sleeveless leather top showing the belly button (huh, maybe I should make my avi wear that out fit...)
    Mazumi: H-hey, Danna...
    The 3 males: *nosebleed*
    Mazumi: Danna? What's wrong?
    Hidan: A-a$s...
    Mazumi: As....?
    Sasori: *faints from hotness*
    Mazumi: *sigh* He keeps fainting...
    When Sasori wakes up...
    Sasori: What happened?
    Mazumi: Jashin dammit, Sasori, do you like me or not?
    Sasori: Er...
    Mazumi: *lifts eyebrow* Well?
    Sasori: Uh... *passes out again*
    Mazumi: *acting* Then I guess I have to go back to Deidara...
    Sasori: *wakes up suddenly* I FUAKING LOVE YOU!
    There. Then they dated. Then they married. Then they had kids. Then they---
    Deidara: STUPID AUTHOR, UN!! THAT'S NOT HOW THE STORY ENDED, UN!!
    Yes, I know that. I was just kidding. Geez, Deidara. I wouldn't end the story like that. How stupid... Anyways... So yeah, they dated. But a certain blonde (cough) Deidara (cough) was really mad, so he suddenly had these abs and his eyes flashed red. Smoke came out of his ears and lightning surrounded him. He started shooting out fireballs and---
    Deidara: That did not fuaking happen, un!
    I like to play around, DeiDei-kun...
    Deidara: Get to the point!
    I was trying to make it interesting. Did you just want me to say 'Sasori and Mazumi began dating and Deidara was really mad (jealous) and he tried to get his girl back', hmmm?
    Deidara: Yeah, un.
    =.= End Chapter 7

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    Me: The point of this chapter was for you---the reader(s?)--- to know that Mazumi has broken up with Deidara. This chapter sucked. =.= I'll write another one after this. Kukuku. Wow, this is so boring. Like, none of the akatsuki are here to talk. Well, I got Itachi, but he doesn't really addition to socializing.
    Itachi: Fuak you all. There I socialized.
    Me: SEBASTIAN'S HOTTER THAN YOU!!
    Itachi: SHUT UP!!!