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Dead Rising [Parody] #2 Cat
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~Zombie outbreak~
9:00 AM Day 2
~Cat~
Frank: Oh my god whats with all the noise!!!
Mike: The zombies been banging on the door all morning
Frank: Zombies? s**t i thought i was dreaming.
Mike: while you were asleep i smuggled in some pron magazines
Frank: Nice score!!!!
Mike: oh yea, and this cat.
Frank: i didn't want a cat.
Mike: well its a survivor s. . .
Frank: a cat is not a survivor its a damn pest!
Mike: but i named him marshmellow
Frank: his name is Tom
Mike: bullshit i found the cat first his name is tom!!!
Frank: well if you don't want cat stew his name is ******** tom!!!
Mike: cat stew. . . that was lame
Frank: your lame!
Mike: nuh uh!
Frank: shut up. . .
*pulls out pistol*
Frank: now if you want this cat to be alive his name is Tom!!!!
Mike: thats cold. . .
Frank: let the cat decide then! who ever he walks to gets to name him!
Mike: ok
*drops cat*
cat: Meow. . .
*jumps out window*
Frank: . . .
*shots cat in teh back of its head*
Mike: what the ********!
Frank: it was leaving so i had to stop it!!!
9:21 AM
~Parody till the end~
*hall way*
Frank: i wonder why the zombies havn't attacked yet.
Mike: well look over there.
*points to the cat getting eaten*
Frank: oh, told ya killing the cat would distract them.
Mike: no you didn't you just killed it because it was leaving.
Frank: in my mind i was thinking the zombies would get it
Mike: no, no you ******** didn't!
Frank: fine, oh i gotta take a picture!
*takes picture*
Frank: awesome!
Mike: so why are you here anyways?
Frank: im gonna be the best photojournalist ever!!!
Mike: cool. .. most likely we gonna die though.
Frank: yea, even if the zombies kill us the army will most likely.
Mike: yea. . .
*floor cracks and frank falls*
Frank: Help!
Mike: Grab my hand.
*Frank holds onto the edge*
Frank: damn i can't reach!
Mike: you have to!
Frank: i can't!!!!!
Mike: Frank you can't die. its a parody till the end!!!!!!
Frank: that was touching. . .
Mike: yea i was thinking about a speech all last night
Frank: well that was good.
*hand slips*
Frank: Ahhhhh
Mike: No!!!!!!!!!!!
* falls into a fruit stand*
Frank: Ow
Zombie: ehhhhhhh
*grabs his arm*
Frank: holy s**t
Mike: i got you!!!!!!
*pulls out a pistol and pulls trigger*
Mike: it isnt working!!!
Frank: is safety off!?!?!!?
*arm is bleeding*
Mike: how to i turn it off!
Frank: hit the switch!
Mike: ok
*hits switch and fires*
Frank: What the ******** shoot at him! you shot my other arm!!!!
Mike: my bad!
*shots zombie*
Frank: ewww his blood is on my new shirt.
Mike: ******** off, i just saved your life.
Frank: Touche
Mike: alright. . .
6:21 PM
~Joe The first Coming~
*in the food court*
Frank: so what we having for dinner?
Mike: well i see apples and orange juice.
Frank: good enough for me. . .
Mike: Good because thats all you ******** getting *****!
Frank: wow that was mean
mike: sorry i usually yell at my wife every day and i didn't yell at anyone so i had to let it out.
Frank: did your wife come with you here?
Mike: yea she fell off the ledge into the zombies.
Frank: i don't think she fell. . .
Mike: what the ******** that mean!
Frank: Suicide!!!!!!!!
Mike: lier!!!!! i kicked her off!
Frank: wow. . .
*someone walks over the barricade*
Joe: you jackass!
Frank: how are you one body again!!!
Joe: after i got cut in half i was still alive! i twisted my organs together holding my body in one place!
Mike: ******** psy-cho!
*joe has the clowns chainsaw in his hand*
Joe: and now im gonna kill you!!!!!!!
Frank: calm down i couldn't save you!
Joe: yes you ******** could have. You had a Damn RPG. why didn't you shot him when he ran after me!
Frank: you would have died from the explosion. . .
Joe: i don't care i still would have know i died from some one trying to save me!!! Now im coming to get you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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