• 2007 Romeo and Juliet

    Romeo [Josh]: I see a prettiful girl. I'ma go talk to her.

    Tybalt [Lucy]: I'ma kill'em he's goin off to see Juliet he gotta be a Montague, which is worse where's my sword Ima get'em!

    Capulet [DeAudrey]: Yo homie what da matta whitcha?

    Tybalt: Its a Montague, Rome. Can I kill him? Please with suga and cherries on top!

    Capulet: so it's ole romeo montague.

    Tybalt: true dat so can i kill'em?

    Capulet: chillax dude, you cant kill him remever what the prince said? plus since everyone loves him its okay for him to stay.

    Tybalt: okay homie i wont touch him.

    Capulet: okay good dog g so you betta be good

    Tybalt: g-dog why would i shame you?

    Capulet: you wouldnt now go away or shut it.

    Tybalt: Chillax im leaving man!
    [EXITS]

    Romeo : My poo lips want to swallow ur spit.

    Juliet [Me/ Frankie]: Poor, priestest have hand and lips. ewwwie dont kiss me

    Romeo: but i have hand that wanna touch you and lips that wanna kiss u

    Juliet: yeah lips you need go ask 4 fogiveness with

    Romeo: were holdn hands why cant we kiss ?

    Juliet: ur not gonna kiss me

    Romeo: well ima kiss you anywho
    [KISSES HER]

    Juliet: OMG DO IT AGAIN......

    Romeo: Thank ya god 4 lettn me kiss her... see i prayed hehe
    [KISSES HER AGAIN]

    Juliet: have u bn taken lessons?

    Nurse [Amber]: WOMAN GET IN HERE NOW! YO MOMMA WANTS YOU!

    Romeo: whos yo MOMMA

    Nurse: shes lady capulet

    Romeo: OH SNAP IMA DIE

    Capulet: yo dudies dont leave we gonna eat in a min oh well u gotta go so we goin ta sleep pyce, bye playas.
    [ALL EXIT BUT NURSE AND JULIET]

    Juliet: come w/me. who dat?

    Nurse: that is heir to tiberia

    Juliet; whose tht leavn by da doe

    Nurse: tht petruchio

    Juliet: he wouldn dance that turd

    Nurse: u & him r like w/e

    Juliet: when i marry kill me oh joy who dat?

    Nurse: he Romeo, he in yo family be haten

    Juliet: i <3 dont be haten

    Nurse: wow only an hr. good goin

    Juliet: i can <3 dont be haten
    [ONE CALLS,"JULIET"]

    Nurse: come on we leaven woman!
    [ALL EXIT]