• *****Note This iz a True story!!!*****

    I was siting in my livingroom, home alone, finishing-up my homework. "AX + BY=C" i said to myself out loud (it helps me think). "OK...im all done!!!!! Now i can watch some Family Guy...or some Death Note......or some Inyuiasha!!!". I pack-up for scool tomarro so i wont be late for the bus that picks me up @ 7:00am in the morning at my bus stop. I run to my room to put my backpack down and ran back to the livingroom!!! I plop myself in the chair directly infront ov the T.V.!!! I grap the remote off the table next to the chair i waz sitting in!!! I turn on the T.V. and the Dish then pressed guide!!! Pressed 182 to see if mi fav. shows r on...and they wrnt!!! "Ah well...ill trye the Food channel 2 c if Ace ov Cakes iz on" i told miself...but it waznt!!! Now i was getting a little scared!!! "Dang...ill try ABCFamily to c if The Secret life ov an amaricain teenager iz on!!!". so i turn to channel 180 to c if it was on...and it wasnt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then i realized...I have ovr 10,000 channels.....and...nothing...to watch....!!!!!!!! I scream the bloodiest of merders and run to my room and crateled myself...rocking back-and-forth till someone came home......................

    and that was mi scariest experience homealone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Dun..Dun.........Duuuuuuuuuuuun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    -Parker (a.k.a. Parker)