• Two dudes Two chicks

    hey sup pplz my name is Dan and we're pretty much the pplz who are gonna do some touring around the place in america anyways there is one chick that i kinda fall in loe... when i was in Tokyo i kinda fall in love with a gothic chick her name is Fuka Sakura and i don't know why i like her but its a long story... anyawyz i remember i got a paper cut and she sucked my finger which is pretty awsome

    BJ: i heard that Dan!

    Dan: hey come on dude shut up

    Fuka: so ahh... whats going on?

    BJ: well ahhh Dan here said that-

    Dan: dude shut up

    BJ: what come on dude

    Dan: MAN I KEEP YOUR SECRETS SO SHUT UP

    BJ: whatever

    Dan: anywayz as i was saying we're gonan take a tour aroudn america BJ and me we're half aussies I'm half Vietnamese and my friend BJ is half Serbian and half Aussie anywayz we both graduated high school adn thought we can go around to do some gaming stuff so yeah

    BJ: anywayz theres this chick i kinda like whos name Jasmine Williams i kinda like her for some reason

    Dan: yeadh you once had a boner

    BJ: dude shut up

    Dan: k whatever

    BJ: anywayz feel free to read our tour and crap

    five hours later in the van

    BJ: ok dude there is no freaking Russian Death Ray

    Dan: look man I'm gonna call the white house and say that theres a Russian Death Ray

    BJ: ok go for it then

    meanwhile when Dan got out his sony ericson flip phone with long distance call

    BJ: Dan if you call the white house about some Russian Death ray they're gonna have you committed

    five seconds till silent

    BJ: k yeah i think you should go for it

    Dan: well obveousely they won't admit it they'll be panicing in the streets thats why i gotta trick em in talking about it, its what cops call "tricking them"

    Fuka: hey whats going on?

    BJ: Dans gonna call the white house about some Russian death ray

    Jasmine: yeah let me join

    Dan: oh s**t ok I'm on

    BJ: oh god this is gonna be awsome

    Dan: hello? hello? ah! augh.. white house? ye.. yes i have a couple of questions

    Dan: yes ahh... how well is your president protected?

    Dan: wha... well ahhh because someone wants to hurt the president thats why

    BJ: haha! awww dude

    Dan: you... your damn right its a threat! its a terrible threat on the presidents life!

    Jamine: haha! dude!

    BJ: haha! awsome!

    Fuka: hahaha now thats one of the best prank calls ever

    Dan: wha? where am i right now? we're in New York road staying the van for 3 days-

    BJ/Jasmine/Fuka: no!!!!

    they hang up

    BJ: you idiot! you jsut told them where we are!

    Dan: so?

    BJ: hell so! you just threatened the presidents life! they're gonna come in and arrest us!

    Dan: no no! i wasn't threatening his life its the Russians that has a Death Ray!

    Fuka: you didn't mention any Death Ray!

    Dan: ahhaha! so you admit that theres a death ray!

    Jasmine: oh my god....

    To be continued

    will the guys be arrested under the governments law? or will tey pull it off... pretty much next time on Two dudes Two chicks: #2 Look out