• I lay asleep in my bed
    A night before four
    And suddenly wake up
    To a loud crash outside my door

    I investigate the scene
    Turning each corner with anticipation
    My heart skipping beats I see it's just my cat
    And feel a sweep of intense humiliation

    I get back in bed
    While my heart gets over the panic
    And I get the rest of my rest
    When I start to dream of something gigantic

    The room started spinning
    And at the foot of my bed was my cat
    He stared at me blankly, opened his mouth and said
    "Don't be so scared or you'll have a heart attack."