• Who am I?
    I am the picture frame guy!.
    The guy whos graduation you have been to so many times.
    The man whos wedding you have been a guest,
    That smarmy-pretty bugger holding the andrex puppy to his chest.
    The man holding his baby whilst kissing his wife goodbye.
    That yokle with the lopsided grin who pushes the swings too high.
    The bloke leaning on that car that you could could never afford.
    The man holding his bridal-daughter who he has so adored.

    Who am I?
    I am that picture frame guy!
    The man you love to hate because he'll never fall.
    But most of all,
    I am that man,
    framed and hanging on the store wall.