• At the end of the day
    i walked to a bar
    i waltzed down those streets
    because it wasnt far
    i asked for a bowl of soups
    with tiny spaghetti loops
    But instead of the soups, i found
    a di.......

    10 days in time
    after that crime
    i stood in court with my case ready
    i played all the witnesses slow and steady
    but when the virdict was passed
    all i did was gasp
    becuase all the judge said was
    Not Guilty

    i screamed OBJECTlON!!!
    for they gave me this cocky confection
    but the judge told me it was not true
    so looked into that bowl
    and whaddaya know
    it wasnt a weiner
    it was kenny

    so anyway kenny
    don't you spend another penny
    on your girlfriend that's small as rice
    because you owe me 40.
    smashing headphones is not nice