• “Hello?” Wake up, Brat!
    “Hey!” Hurry, get up!
    “Listen!” YOU’RE THE HERO OF TIME!!!

    I follow this idiot around all day
    Fluttering my wings at his side.
    His horse is ok, but I’ve got something to say!
    Oh, that moron! That Hero of Time!

    I alert him of oncoming danger
    “WATCH OUT!”
    And he knows he should just press Up C,
    But that pigheaded fool is too cocky
    And again just won’t listen to me!

    That Hero of Time’s an enigma.
    He just doesn’t get it at all
    That when I tell him to ”Look!”
    I mean “Hey!”,”Look!” at me!
    Not to search for large cracks in the wall!

    I hate to admit, but I’m jealous;
    The fairies he catches are all Pink.
    How I wish I could come out and tell him:
    “I love you, you idiot, Link!”