Nanny In A Box

• Artist: Quzo
• Description: This is what people do to their children, and it's not healthy. My parents took me places. In England we use the term "childminder", not sure about you. Yes, I am British.
• Date: 01/24/2012
• Tags: nanny kids television babysitter child

Hello, I am the greatest childminder,
Ever.

For a one off payment,
I attend to your children,
All day long.
You think I'm wrong?
Well I can be lifelong,
All you do is turn me on.

For just one payment.
Yes that's right,
It's really easy,
You think I'm sleazy?
No I am breezy,
Change the channel and see.

For a single lump sum,
I can turn their glum,
...Into glee!
Just press the button, see,
All you need to do is agree.

Agree to the terms,
I come with a warranty,
In case I get broken,
And a 30 day cash-back guarantee.

Your purchase me only once,
And when their down in the dumps,
Let them come,
Plonk them beside me,
While you go and hide,

I can do my job all day long,
And without complaint,
For I am the greatest childminder,
Ever.

So what do you think?

Comments

[ForLaughter]

That term must be distinctly British, I've never hear it before... Nice poem anyway.

[Blueyay]

you sound very intelligent therefore i will give you 5/5
i actually hate tv a lot, that's why i have the internet