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This is another new thing I'm trying, the kinda American Pie-ish style comedy.It's about a nerd who is going across the country by himselfto find out what it means to be a man...Lucky for you the first post is here and now!

Today was the last day of school, and a particularly bad last day for one nerdy senior. Norbert Jebediah Jenkins was the name, and chess was his game..along with checkers, Dungeons and Dragons, and all of the other nerdy boardgames ever existed. In this one day alone Norbert was: Beaten, Atomic wedgied, slammed into lockers, slammed inside of lockers, Pissed on (ew), and anything else you could possibly imagine a bully would do to this nerd. Norbet was a 5'8" skinny person who wore khaki suspenders, Coke bottle taped up glasses, sketchers shoes(lmao), had a bowl haircut, A huge gap in his two front teeth, and Pale skin. He was the sorriest thing that God ever decided to make but you couldn't help feel sorry for him. (more soon ^^)