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Holy. Frickin. A. My eyes are literally stinging after what I have seen. To quote Damien Rice "I find myself scarred! Scarred! Scaaaaarred!" I was bidding for a demonic guitar, my current quest/interest, waiting for the time to pass and try to outbid any contenders, when I found that the person had a link to fanfiction.net, so I clicked on it. It was a profile, with three DBZ fics, not too noteworthy.
What was in the summary, however, was gag-worthy. apparently, it was direct quotes from the story, and I tell you, if you have any possible respect for cannon characters, run away for the link a taken girl by the name of [randomword]Pan## gives you. The lines must have been the steamiest bits of the stories [I pray to whatever celestial being rules the cosmos], and it was as tasteful as a mouthful of sand. I'd say poop, but poop has a taste, albiet a bad one...lest it's guano, then it's fruity.
Anyways, these tibits of mental images worth gouging one's mental eyes out involved Trunks or Vegeta, two characters I very much admire for being coolhead and badass accordingly, getting intimate with this Mary Sue called Pan. In disturbing detail. The moment I saw "Vegeta," "Pan," "body," "sweaty," and "pressed," I ran away: all this I've told is from the little blurb meant to give the possible reader a taste of what's to come.
An even more disturbing thought passed my mind. Till just now, I assumed Pan to refer to Peter Pan or the flutist-god-t'ingy, despite the word before her screen name being Princess. Then it twilighted [yes, it's purpose'd] on me: what if she meant Pan as in Goku's grandaughter? Take a moment now. One, two, three, EWWW! I think I'd feel better if I was able to scream out loud, but Mummy has a friend over. And Mummy and other family members are home.
On a note having nothing to do with this, I've noticed that I had 22 views of my latest entry, other than this one, obviously. The other entries aren't nearly as popular, so I'm assuming that people are just clicking on my journal button. Why aren't you leaving notes, peeps? It would make me feel loved...I'm thinking about putting in an emoface, but I decided not to, might ruin the effect of the diary and what.
I hope I get money for this.