Nine words women use and a key to help the boys understand the,...
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they
are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been
given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin
with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to
#3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a
women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think
long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do
several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later
result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response
refer to #3.
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