I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
-cheesy
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
-cheesy
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
- XD
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
- haha
Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?
- tell that one to traci. she'd take the 5
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
- cheesy.. matthew
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
- over used
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
- WAY over used
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
- kinda pathetic
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
- stupid
You know what would look great on you? Me.
- haha
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
- i don't get it
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- way over used, cheesy
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
- pathetic, show off, better hope they are, she's gonna wanna see it
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
- cheesy
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
- don't get it
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
- stupid
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
- XD
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
- haha
Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
- cheesy, over used
Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
- new, interesting, shallow
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
- cheesy, but funny.. good way to get them to laugh
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
- skittles?! GIMME! good one
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
- XD
You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
- pathetic
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
- haha
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
- o///Olll uhh...
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
- cheesy. kinda funny
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
- uhh.. a good one.. i guess
Can I even get a fake number?
- pathetic
You’ll do.
- ouch. better run.
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much a**.
- thats bold, prepare to be slapped
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
- bold, foolish..
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
- prepare to die.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
- aww.. cheesy
It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
- stupid
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
- haha
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
- aw.... kinda pathetic
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
- it took me for ever to get that.. i'd just fall over laughing, thinking how long before i got it
You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!
- pathetic..
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- cheesy, way over used
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
- cheesy, way over used
If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
- XD damn right
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
- pathetic
I lost my number, can I have yours?
- cheesy.
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
- aw.
Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
- bold.. but nice.. i like it
Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
- you're mental aren't you? shallow
Hi. there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
- 50 million isn't enough to keep down my meal after that pick up line. next
A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.
-... uh... ok?.. when did you hear me sing? stalker!
All this could be yours for one low, low price!
- pathetic. you ain't even worth that much now
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- cheesy, shallow
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
- cheesy. haha
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
- stupid
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
- stupid
Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."
- aw
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
- i'd laugh then hit you.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
- cheesy.
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
- cheesy, over used
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
- cheesy.. thanks.. i'm a broom.. ouch.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
- aws.. gimme one and we'll talk.
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
- no i'm the prize and you just lost.
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
- aws...
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
- stupid
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
- ok...
(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).
- cheesy. get a mint
Coffee? Tea? Me?
- i'll take all three! check please!
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
- stupid. over used. shallow
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
- aws... cheesy though
Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
- haha.
Do you have room in your life for another friend?
- that's a good way to aproach a girl. nice
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
- well aren't you a bit narcistic.
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
- cheesy, over used.
Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
- haha. i like levi's...
Does my breath smell okay?
- uhh...
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
- cheesy. pathetic. shallow
Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
- XD
Don't you know me from somewhere?
- no, i'm glad i don't
Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.
- then you should be paying me.
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really Beautiful"
- aws..
Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
- pathetic.
Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask "where" wink Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?" wink He answers back: My jaw!
- cheesy.
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
- stupid. better hope you got one. she's gonna want proof
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
- aw
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
- haha
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
- cheesy
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
- i have siblings. which one? ever heard of bird's and bees?
Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
- aw.. kinda pathetic
Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?
- ...maybe..
Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
- aw.. kinda pathetic, but sweet
Good news, the test results are negative!
- ew.
Got me? I'll do your body good.
- i think i've been doing just fine without
Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"
- bold. prepare to be slapped.
Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag
- i don't get it.
Guy: What's your name? Girl: Danielle Guy: Oh... I thought it was Aphrodite.
- better hope they know mythology.. pretty good though
Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.
- aws.. tell me another story
Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams! (works everytime)
- no.. it doesn't.. stupid
I've seen till I gazed into your eyes
- stupid.
He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.
- foolish.
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
- yes but you don't fit the requirements. ( no really i'm not, i'm taken)
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
- aws. cheesy
Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
- was that perverted?
Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.
- aws. cheesy
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.
- cheesy
Hey, haven't I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!
- stupid
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
- stupid
Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
- XD
Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
- XD
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
- better hope it's not a lie
Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
- stupid, but it'd catch my attention
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
- well change is good. now you aren't
Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
- ... good for you.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
- you hear them too? O_O
Hi. Are you cute?
- no.. was that supposed to make me like you?
Hi. Can I domesticate you?
- no. i like being wild.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
- i never noticed.
Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.
- stupid
I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
- foolish, shallow. cheesy
I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.
- aw.
I envy your lipstick.
- aw. what if i'm not wearing any?
I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
- i like cats. :3
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
- aw. i'd hug you.
I have only three months to live.
- O_O then why are you here?! GO OUT AND LIIIIIVE WHILE YOU CAN!
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
- cheesy
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
- cheesy
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
- cheesy.
I never thought that heaven would be so close to me"
- cheesy
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
- nope you just struck out.
I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!
- stupid
I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
- ... stupid
I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven.
- cheesy
I think my medication is wearing off.
- mine too. i like sugar.
I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?
- aw.
If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.
- aw. cheesy
If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
- aws. cheesy
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
- aw cheesy
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
- aw cheesy
If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
- so i'm 2nd best?
If water were beauty you'd be the ocean.
- water is beauty. i love the ocean. are you calling me fat?
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
- cheesy
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
- ew
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
- okay...
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
- I HATE that one. :: dies in the cheesy-ness::
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
- if you didn't already you wouldn't be talking to me
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
- aw
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
- okay.. then i would eat you.
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
- well you can take therapy and get medication
I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
- sure.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
- who would reply " really?" if they can see them?
Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.
- my forehead shines?!
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
- cheesy
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
- cheesy, stupid
It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.
- cheesy
It must be dark outside. 'Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.
- cheesy
It's always good for you to see me again.
- narcistic.
It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?]
- if it's really your birthday fine. if it's not you get a fat lip
No, but how about a kiss anyway?
- get down and beg.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
- can i do it again?
I've been noticing you not noticing me.
- good of you to notice.
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
- i hate gatorade
[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?", say "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."
- cheesy
Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
- cheesy
Man: "Would you like to dance?" Woman sad looks at you up and down) "No thank you." Man: "Sorry, you must've misunderstood me. I said: "you look fat in those pants!"
- XD ouch prepare to run
Man: excuse me did you just feel my a**? Girl: no you: why not?
- XD
Man:"Girl, you are so rude!" Girl:"How am I being rude?" Man:"Because you're looking so fine and not telling me you're name."
- stupid
Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine!
- stupid
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
- okay..
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
- i hate elmo
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
- not all opposites attract.
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
- stupid
Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.
- i love gay guys
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
- let me get my dog.
Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?
- damn faulty genie.
Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.
- prepare to run
Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart
- stupid
Pull my finger.
- if i do, will you fart? cause if thats the case i'll do it then leave.
Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.
- huh.
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
- haha
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
- haha
Smile if you want me!.
- haha
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
- good. i need a target.
That's a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that's a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.
- aw
The only thing your eyes haven't told me about you is your name.
- stupid
There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.
- maybe enough to make up for how smooth you aren't
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
- that'll get shallow bitches interested
(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."
- go away narcissus
Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."
- i'd buy a drink just to poor it on you.
Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you're desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, "how about you call me tomorrow and we'll figure out a way to spend this money?"
- i would so call you.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
- no, but mom is.
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.
- okay...
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
- that's debate-able
What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!
- actually it's ( says another color)
What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name. (switch if female asking a male)
- yeah, but i've heard better.
What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc...
- no.. a plant.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
- stupid
What would you do if I kissed you right now?
- depends.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
- who said i was nice?
What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
- aw
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
- cheesy
What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"
- cheesy
What's your sign?
- leo.. like lions... lions bite... like me
When God made you, he was showing off.
- aw
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world
When's our wedding date?
(While looking at stars) Baby, I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.
Who's your daddy?
Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave....
Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why dont' you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that....?"
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You are not a woman, you are an essence
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
You are so sweet...I'm getting a toothache just looking at you...
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
You look just like my mother.
You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!
You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book ... So what's one more??
You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.
You MUST have a nice personality.
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!
You Say: Looks like we're late." She Says: "For what?" You Say: "For dinner.
Your choice this time, I'm buying."
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.
Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Your eyes have touched my soul
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
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