Riku: Guys, I have another problem.
Cloud: Not interested.
Cid: First you're emo and now your a queer? What's wrong with you, man?
Riku: What? No that's not the problem.
Cid: It's a probl’m ta me.
Cloud: Really not interested.
Riku: I’m not gay!
Cid: Whateva, rainbow.
Cloud: He's drunk, don't bother.
Squall: So that’s why you and Marluxia have been hanging out so much.
Riku: Listen! I’ve been possessed by-
Stan: Quiet, slave! They don’t need to know that I took over your shadow!
Cid: *hic* Oh look, he's got himself a talkin' shadow,,,(falls to the ground)
Squall: Evil King Stan! Dude, we loved your game!
Stan: Eh? You did?
Cloud: You were kind of odd, actually...
Squall: I can’t believe you possessed someone we know!
Stan: Hmm, could it be that I’m more liked than I’m known for being evil?
Squall: Everyone thinks you're the greatest!
Stan: Really?
Cloud: Well, except the author. He likes Rosalyn best.
Stan: That idiot woman? Grrr...Stupid Worslei!
Squall: Yeah, you’re only his second favorite character.
Stan: Oh yeah? Well you don’t even make the list!
Squall: That’s true...
Cloud: Wow Riku, first Xehanort and now Stan. I guess your mind is easy to take over.
Riku: I don’t understand why Sora’s mind isn’t easy to control.
Namine: That’s because I adjusted his brain when I re-wrote his memories. Now only Kairi and I can control his mind. Oh by the way Riku, thank you for the flowers last night.
Riku: What? I didn't give you any flowers.
Namine: Of course you did. You showed up at my house in your skin-tight evil costume and gave me a handful of Galbana lilies. Then you asked me out to dinner.
Riku: Namine....look at me. Do I look like I could fit into that outfit anymore?
Namine: Now that I think about it, your hair was shorter, like when we met in Castle Oblivion...
Stan: What are you talking about, slave?
Riku: Uh-oh....
Namine: You don’t suppose it was....
Namine & Riku: Repliku!
Stan: Stop babbling and help me regain my Evil King powers!
Riku: I don’t wanna!
Squall: Whatever...
