Squall: I'm don't think that I'm comfortable talking to Sora about relationships
Cloud: Hmm?
Squall: I’m serious. He asks me how to handle things between him and Kairi, and all I say is ‘whatever’ because, well, look at my relationship skills with Rinoa. And furthermore...what are you doing?
Cloud: Playing Halo.
Squall: The first?
Cloud: Yeah...
Squall: Who’s copy of Fable: Lost-
Cloud: Riku’s
Squall: ....how far did-
Cloud: Finished it.
Squall: Oh...what did you think?
Cloud: It sucked
Squall: It did? It’s supposed to be the best RPG for Xbox.
Cloud: It’s the only RPG for Xbox. That doesn’t mean that it’s going to be good. It’s got nothing on any of the Final Fantasy games.
Squall: You're just saying that because you maxed out all your stats.
Cloud: That was the first time I played it.
Squall: What? The first-so you played it more than once?
Cloud: The second time was to see if I could beat it without adjusting any stats.
Squall: And you beat it?
Cloud: Oh yeah. These final boss fights are so easy, except for the fact that you always end up taking a hit. Even Vaan's game was more exciting than it.
Squall: Umm, Vaan’s dead.
Cloud: It’s not Christmas yet. I expect you to still buy me a gift.
Squall: So who’s game is Final Fantasy XII, now?
Balthier: I am the new main character now. It’s only fitting, since I am the leading man of the story.
Sora: It’s the Doctor!
Cloud: The Doctor?
Squall: Doctor who?
