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"Before I get to the information about the movie... you get to read about what happened before I got into the theater... Skip the following paragraph if you don't care about my troubles... stare
My showing was at 3:30. My dad and I arrived around 3:15-20. As soon as we step into the mall, I told him I was gonna go get somethin' to drink. I've been craving an icee for over a month, and damnit I was gonna get one! So I go to the food court to this old place that's been there for years called Corn Dog 7, which is now the only place at my mall that serves icees. Keep in mind that all I wanted was an icee. No corn dog, no nuggets, just an icee. I had my heart set on a large (white) cherry icee. So when I got there I was fourth in line to place an order or whatever... for some reason it took like... 10 minutes for me to get up to the register. Just for an icee. As a side note, I love watching the movie previews/trailers. So I get up there, feeling all confident, and I demanded, 'Large cherry icee please.' What did that b***h say back to me? 'I'm sorry. White cherry is out of order.' I was about to unleash bankai on that ho! Grrrawr! *clears my throat* So reluctantly, since I had wasted my time in line when I could've been watching trailers... I got a coca-cola icee... medium... I would've felt stupid if I had waited all that time, then went into the theater with nothing. I'm pretty sure the cherry was working at the consession stands outside the theater, but do you really think I would purchase that overpriced junk? Luckily I didn't miss much of the trailers. So that's my story...
Oh! The review!
Quite often during the movie, I asked myself... 'What the ********...?' So much stuff happened... just... 'What the ********...? That was badass!'
If you're a Matrix fan, and don't mind a lot of profanity, along with several seconds two different guys banging the same girl in different scenes, and blood (not from the sex), then you'll love Wanted! It's basically that whole, 'I'm a lame guy living a lame life then bam' kind of thing. Yeah, I know it's overused... but they did a really good job with it. Angelina was lookin' pretty good in the movie too. Most of it, with the help of computer graphics, appeared terribly real. The action was fast and intense. And uh... that's about it. I don't want to spoil the movie. But I will say that there is a minor cliffhanger, so there's nothing to complain about when it's over, other than the fact that they didn't give Angelina a sex scene... sorry guys. xD
Ja ne!"
 Ryukinzo · Sat Jun 28, 2008 @ 01:36am · 0 Comments |
