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Alright....sorry about yesterday everybody....I kinda went homicidal for a second....
But I'm better now and to avoid that happening again I'll just include a few profiles with every comic.
Actually....Inse just got a great idea!!

"Origins"

{S}: What the hell am I doing here? sad

*S is in a crowded hall with many weird guys and girls. Some are talking, showing off, drinking punch. A banner is hanging above the stage in the hall saying "Minion Auditions."*

{S}: And everybody's starting to stare at me... stare

*People stop and stare at the huge, black scar on S's face. The scar runs through his right eye which is also pitch black*

{S}: Sigh... sad

*S sits down on one of the chairs. He notices a huge, bald guy with round sunglasses sitting next to him*

{S}: Um...hey. sweatdrop
{M}: Hey. stare

*10 minutes of male bonding later*
*Both S and M are laughing and having a good time*

{Mysterious Voice}: Alright! Listen up! scream

*Everyone turns to see a man in an off-white cloak standing in the middle of the stage. He has a sharp face and really messy hair that goes every which way*

{Zeren}: My name is Lord Zeren Maldovah. And to become my minion is a high honor! This is what I expect you to go though to become my minion... evil

*10 minutes of mind rapping later*

{Zeren}: Okay, anybody still want to join? stare

*The hall is completely empty except for S and M. A tumbleweed rolls past the pair*

{S}: Um, since we're the only two left...does that mean we still have to try out? neutral
{Zeren}: Wha? Only two? Fine, whatever. I guess you'll do. neutral

*Zeren walks over to the pair and smiles*

{Zeren}: But first we're going to have to get you guys some new threads and new looks... twisted

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Profiles
Part 2

{S}: As his new name implies (both Zeren and Zero give their minions new names), S is into sadism. This actually came about when a squirrel stole a cupcake he was about to eat. Overcome by rage, S literally climbed up a tree, chased the squirrel down amongst the branches and...well...ate it alive....piece by piece. Zeren was so impressed by this act of cruelty and depravity that he dubbed him "S." Ever since, S has been a hardcore sadist. Can actually play bass guitar quite well.

{M}: While S is into sadism, M is into masichism. As one would expect, the pair instantly hit it off when they met and became inseperable. Actually requesting it, Zeren complied to give M 37 different piercings on his body, most were implanted with a power drill. M didn't even complain once, thus Zeren dubbed him "M." He is usually passive and the voice of reason to counteract the impulsive and violent S. Both S and M are Zeren's bodyguards and in his band. M plays the drums.
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Alrighty then! How was that?
I plan to do a comic, then do a profile on the characters in the comic!
And it keeps you guys mildly interested! GENIUS!
Next time will probably be in Cody's regime....so Zach, Nicolie and Alli, right?
I'll probably throw Chadwick or myself in there or something.
If you have suggestions, just comment!