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'Allo, everyone! I had some homework and important things to do so I really couldn't do a journal. But now I'm here to do another! Yay!

"b***h Slap of Doom!!"

*Cody's Regime Headquarters*
*Some of the minions are lined up. Cody is pacing, looking at a clipboard*

{Cody}: Alright. This is the annual "role-call." Since we're doing journal's and comics again, I need to take inventory and see who's all here. smile

*Cody begins to walk down the line*

{Cody}: Alli? neutral
{Alli}: Here! smile

*Cody gives her a small peck on the lips*

{Cody}: Noted. Chadwick? biggrin

*Silence*

{Cody}: ? Where the hell is Chadwick? I thought he was still hanging around here? stare
{Nicolie}: Um....sir? Chadwick, Zach, and Chelsea are all missing. sad
{Cody}: What! Why?! surprised

*Nicolie shrugs and looks around*

{Nicolie}: I dunno, I think they've been gone since we went on hiatus. sad
{Cody}: Oh you've gotta be......alright.....who's left? sad

*Nicolie and Alli shrug and look around. The room is empty except for them and about a dozen minions. One smiles and waves*

{Minion24}: We're still here Cody! smile
{Cody}: Oh great. That's just awesome. I've got only two commanders and twelve minions left! stressed

*Cody sighs and shakes his head*

{Cody}: Alright, alright, it's okay. I guess we'll just have to look for those three and tell them that we're rolling again. And along the way we need to recruit some new minions. That clear? stare

*A collective "Yes Sir!" rose from the minions as they left. Nicolie, Alli and Cody are still in the room*

{Nicolie}: It won't be easy finding them... sad
{Alli}: Oh, Nicolie...you worry too much. How hard can it be to find them? 3nodding

*Somewhere in Wisconsin*

*Zach is dressed up as a pimp in the middle of a huge club with many ladies hanging on him*
*A hooker walks up*

{Hooker}: Hi....Z-Pimpin'. sad
{Zach}: Yo...where's my money, b***h? mad
{Hooker}: I...I didn't get much... sad
{Zach}: Don't make me bust out my pimp hand. stare
{Hooker}: NO! Not the b***h Slap of Doom! I'll get the money! I promise! eek
{Zach}: You better. Begone now, I got some ladies to attend to. wink

*Zach waves her off as he focuses on the six girls hanging on him. The hooker quickly scampers off*

TO BE CONTINUED....

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Didja like that? I hope so. I had fun thinking it up.
Unfortunately...due to me being scared of being kicked off again, I'll end it here. But the profiles shall be uploaded the next time I'm on. See ya!